Hey Bros. Vic Mackey here. I can't really apologize for my laziness lately. Just been boozing too much, fucking around, and crushing weights. What else is new, right? In any event, I apologize. Starting next week (but perhaps sooner), I'm going to get back to posting regularly. But to make it up to you, I'm going to post a bunch of quick hitters... right now!!!
/Your excitement smells like a beer.
*Well, while Bronest accurately told you that March Madness/Fratness fucking rules, I can say that 2010 March Fratness went from being one of the most exciting tournies in recent memory to being one of my most hated. All thanks to those fucking cornfuckers from Kansas. I should have stuck to my theory that teams with a bunch of white dudes led by 1 speedy black dude always win. Oh well. I would pull for Cornell, because they fit my theory perfectly, but they're fucking NERDS. So how's this, I'll pull for them as my nerdy favorite and then I'll choose Washington as my non-nerdy favorite. I don't even know if that school has Bros anymore, but I'm assuming that, since Nate "The Great" Washington went there, they can't be that bad.
On another note. Fuck Scottie Reynolds. Flamer.
*As you know by now, Bros hate Hipsters. Well, I am proud to say that Bronest and I spent the past weekend waging war on Hipsters. We encountered several of this deplorable breed on the streets. And, when they refused to give Bronest a cig, we came out, guns blazing. Bronest inquired, "So you drink Pabst out of your BRO's Asshole?" I informed them that Owl City fucking sucks and that they probably didn't have any cigs because all they had were dicks for sucking. That'll show those fucking hipsters.
*St Patrick's Day happened. It's a sweet day, I guess. Though, in a true bro's view, it's just a day to drink a lot, only it's a lot more crowded wherever you go. Hey, guidos who decide St. Pat's day is a time to wear your ironic "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirt! You should be hanged.
*Speaking of guidos, Ronnie and J Woww from the Jersey Shore are writing a book. I'm buying it.
(Kidding)
*Fantasy Baseball Drafts are the sweetest thing ever, and my next *real* post will detail my experiences with the last one I participated in. Here's a teaser: One of my bros went to the hospital after his blood pressure dipped to 72 over 46 from drugs and drinking.
*God I want to get in a fight so bad. Just throwing that out there.
*And finally, I leave you with this. There are no words for how BRO this video is:
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